Me: Are gods shaped like people?
GOD: Are people shaped like gods?
Me: Let me regroup and think about that. … Are gods and people shaped the same?
GOD: Are all humans shaped the same?
Me: Touché. You’d think, as an albino, I would have gotten that before it came out of my mouth. If there are humans who are all sizes, shapes, colors—who have extra limbs and heads and whole bodies, then why would it not be so among the gods?
He smiles, points at his eye and points at me.
Ask me sometime what GOD stands for. I may not tell you, but it sure is fun to ask.