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Soul Bites Tarot

Kitchen Table Tarot with an Ever-So-Slight Attitude Problem

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I have been a professional tarot reader for 13 lucky years. My esthetic is what I call the “Universal Wink”. If Life itself doesn’t take itself too seriously, why should we? Your future matters, but future matters need not be so dire, as the dirty dust of destruction often spawns the dustiest, dirtiest jokes. Even when the joke’s on us, it’s up to us to choose how we take it. Do we weep when the Ten of Swords leaves us bleeding at the bottom of the Steps of Fate, or do we giggle as shock sets in, mutter to ourselves, “damn—that sure hurt more than it tickled,” and try not to drive the blades in deeper as we pick them out of our backs, one by one, before getting up and ascending the Steps again? I choose the latter, and so should you.
 When not romancing the cartomancy,, I'm an essayist and poet. My work has been rejected by some of the finest journals in America. Fortunately, it also gets accepted from time to time and has appeared in equally fine journals such as Word Riot, Inlandia, Brew City Magazine, and SageWoman, among others.. In 2002, I won the Academy of American Poets Prize for Vanderbilt University.
 For no good reason, I possess an unnecessarily dark humor which is why being third generation California Inland Empirian delights me so. My gods are weird. I once won $350 for writing a smartassed essay on “why the wise use of water is important in my daily life”. I am undoubtedly the Greek god Hermes’ special snowflake. I’m pretty sure I got into college via a series of fortuitous clerical errors.
 When I had to grow up and get a real job, I decided against it and stayed a writer and tarot reader. I have worked many odd—and I mean odd—jobs to support my habit: PR writer for country music hopefuls, resume massager, WalMart fitting room attendant and switchboard operator, and telephone psychic, just to name a few.
 I am also albino. That's why my psychic gifts are so strong. I traded in my pigment for magical foresight, because that's how it works. It gets all technical. Trust me. That's totally how it works.
February 29, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 14 (Total Disconnect)

February 28, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 13 (Lies Lies Lies)

February 27, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 12 (A Spoonful of Somethin’)

February 26, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 11 (You’re Finished!)

February 25, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 10 (Excellent Ellipses)

February 24, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 9 (Handy Dandy)

February 23, 2020 M.

Moonly Monthly Tarot Forecast: Worm Moon Wild

February 23, 2020 M.

Doing the Daily Calm: Day 8 (Dumb Flowers)

February 22, 2020 M.

SBT’s Week in Review: A Good Spiritual Whacking

February 22, 2020February 19, 2020 M.

Where’s My Tarot? Queen of Swords

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  • Doing the Daily Calm: Day 14 (Total Disconnect) February 29, 2020
  • Doing the Daily Calm: Day 13 (Lies Lies Lies) February 28, 2020
  • Doing the Daily Calm: Day 12 (A Spoonful of Somethin’) February 27, 2020
  • Doing the Daily Calm: Day 11 (You’re Finished!) February 26, 2020
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